🚗 FOR SALE: 2007 Toyota Camry – One Family, One Legend 🚗
This isn’t just a car. This is a warrior of the asphalt. Bought new by my mom, passed down like grandma’s china (if grandma’s china had a V6 and a moonroof), and still kicking harder than Chuck Norris .
✨ Features:
Every luxury Toyota dreamed of in 2007: leather, power everything, heated seats, moonroof for those “I’m in a car commercial” moments.
A mighty V6 engine with 264,000 miles—still running daily, because Camrys don’t die, they just achieve higher mileage.
Recent upgrades: brand new dual exhaust, fuel pump, gas tank + straps, brake pads, rotors, and e-brake. This car has had more work done than a reality TV star.
🌟 Vintage 2000s patina (included at no extra charge):
Plastics with blemishes and flaws like a busted up stripper
Rust-kissed rims—let’s call it industrial chic.
Door dings that tell tales of every Wegmans parking lot duel and Target cart ambush since 2007.
🏔️ Accomplishments:
This Camry has carried groceries, climbed Mt. Washington, touched the Atlantic in 5 different states, and lived to tell the tale. Honestly, it will probably outlive all of us.
💰 Asking $3,900 OBO (or best offer that doesn’t insult the bloodline of this noble machine).
Come adopt this time capsule before another grandchild fights me for it.